Thought I wasn't gon post eh? Well in the words of Dave Chappelle.... "Gotcha b!@%*" I'm been kinda busy but not that busy where I don't provide ya'll with the happenings of the wratchet.This week doth begin with a wratchet line from a song and so shall this tradition follow weekly. Odds are it’s gonna be from either Gucci Mane or somebody in the Young Money camp. We can no longer allow these rappers to get away with saying stupid shit on a verse. “I don’t hunt birds but I’ll shoot you in your Mohawk.” –somebody in the young money camp...and you don't need me to tell you why that's wratchet
DMX violated parole again, by getting caught with crack. That ain’t even wratchet, that’s sad. Wasn’t he making videos about the Lord a while ago? Last time I check Jesus ain’t condoned no crack.
I don’t know why it’s news that the GS boys (the stanky leg fellas) broke up. They had one single and it wasn’t even a good one like…c’mon now Charlie!
So this woman was arrested in Florida for stalking diddy. That ain’t the wratchet part, what’s wratchet is making Diddy feel like he important. That man is bat shit crazy and every time somebody pay him a lil bit of attention he wanna go make videos eating cereal with orange juice and covering songs like “Swagger like Us,” cause nobody invited him to be on the track. Damn lady! Ya’ll think I’m playing? Go to his youtube channel, you will never look at him the same.
D’Angelo was arrested for trying to pay for sex. Still I figure it’s even mo’ wratchet that he only offered 40 dollars. If I were that undercover officer I would be offended! Like I know you ain’t had a single in a minute but I know you got money partna! Anyway he pleads not guilty, but in 2005 ple
ad guilty to both a DUI and possession of cocaine and marijuana. Actually, that’s kinda legit. I’d deny trying to pay for sex after I had a video like “How does it Feel?” Ya’ll know he had hella women throwing they pachingo at him. (Although homie looking like Fat Albert these days.)Trina got the FBI looking into her “missing nude pics.” Really nigga? It happened. You took a couple nude photos and ya lost phone stop blaming the world. It’s not like she was considered such a virginal character anyway. We have all heard her rap lyrics. C’mon now folks stop taking nude/incriminating photos on your phone! Eventually they will leak….ask Miley Cyrus and...this would be a really long list imma just leave it at her. Besides we know the FBI only cover up for white people.....(now if I disappear next week lol....)
Lil Wayne finally going to prison! So will he sound normal when he come out and not like a gremlin left in the sun too long?
8 damn people were shot after a Waka Flocka concert. One I wanna smack his ass for that name. I feel like I’m talking about Sesame Street every time that name come up. Two, they say it was his damn hype man who started the shit with the whole East Side –West side thing. I know, that he know, it’s real dangerous to have a group of folks who attend a Waka Flocka concert rep what side they from. Ugh these wratchet negros. Grow the hell up we don’t fight no mo’ over this bullshit! What’s oc is that it was supposedly only one dude who started firing into a group of folks leaving the concert (he was real passionate about his side of Indiana.) Nobody’s been arrested yet. But I feel as though somebody need to let that hype man go. If someone had shot his silly @&$ this wouldn’t be an issue anymore. Waka Flocka also said, in a non related interview that he was offended that somebody (I don’t remember who –yeah go ahead and judge me,) said he got lines….because according to him brilliant rappers don’t make no money. Jigga would beg to differ!
Shout out to Trey Songz and Fabolous for their “go green” tour, thanks for not being wratchet. And shout out to Blaire for the D'angelo story, if you come across something wratchet and hip hop related -post it on my facebook wall!
