O hello my dear friends. I hope you’re enjoying the weather. It’s making me feel almost as tingly as wratchet moments.Today’s wratchet line is brought to you by Gucci; “Yeah I got amigos / but they don’t bring me tacos / they just bring me kilos / but keep that on the d-low.” –Heavy. ….smh
DMX’s publicist is trying to get him on celebrity rehab with Dr. Drew…we really need to define what makes folks a celebrity and then tack on a list of things that would revoke celebrity status like recording songs about Jesus and doing cocaine.
Yung Berg…yeah that one kid, who had that one song, that people maybe liked? I don’t even remember this guy’s first single but the self proclaimed, “worlds thickest white girl,” and trust home girl is thicker than a frosty from Wendy’s, she literally has an @$$ you can see from the front, I’m just saying, is threatening Yung Berg saying she’ll release the tape unless he pay up. Unless he 3 inches and a minute man…I’m not sure what it’ll make him pay for her obvious diet of cornbread, greens, and chicken...Ain't no salads made her that thick! She trife though...he's part of the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbPYer_nzGk
Fifty Cent said for his next album, "Black Magic," he's recorded three "dance" tracks because he likes more than one genre of music...what's that sound? O o...yeah sounds a lot like bulls#$*. Gangsta rappers don't make dance music man! I'm pretty sure Ice Cube (especially after all those kiddie movies) bump lady Gaga but he ain't bout to make a track like her. 
Remember that tranny I said that was sleeping with all those fellas in the rap camp (supposedly one of them was Bow Wow?) Yup that's her..............................Yup I'm thinking exactly what you thinking pimping. (well maybe not exactly...not really on that side of the fence lol)
Jamie Foxx put Gabourey Sidibe aka Precious on blast when she said she look like Notorious B.I.G. I feel like I should be real mad at Jamie especially after I was upset with Howard Stern’s mop head, tac head ass saying she didn’t act, all she did was be fat. That’s really unfair –not all fat people feel like Precious did! GS say she loves her body –whether that’s true or not I don’t know but who are we to judge? I ain’t tryna go all T.D. Jakes/Ghandi on ya (that ain’t even my ya digg –at least when I’m writing about wratchet moments) but you know both of them are wratchet. She's facing a whole lot of criticism and it's hard out here for black actresses, and it don't make it no better that she's on the big side. Jamie does a good impression of Monique though. Listen right hurr (lol remember when Ch
ingy had a career?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJmF8h0O7hQ
ingy had a career?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJmF8h0O7hQdang this photo wratchet! ...I promise I didn't laugh....maybe a little.
Shoutout to Method Man and Redman for the free haircuts they are offering Easter weekend. Thanks for not being wratchet
