Sunday, July 25, 2010

WRATCHET MOMENT OF THE WEEK: YUNG BERG AND "DARKIES"


What it is baby? I been gone for a minute (a good ass minute) but my laptop was broke (and this ish still ain't properly working...trife ass dinosaur ass broke ass computer) I promised myself I'd start blogging again when school started but I came across this ya dig...
http://www.afrothought.com/editorials/the-blacker-the-berry/

AND IT GOT MY PRESSURE UP!!! I had to walk away from the computer. Yung Berg I want to smack the constipated shit outta you. Honestly, I need to find every dude that's every punched yo ass and took yo chain...and shake they hand.

1. damn for the interviewer. You's a trife hoe. "What you get some bad pussy?" what kind of question is that for something as fucked as being internally racist? Because that's definitely the cause right? Homeboy took a dip on the deep end and was like...damn dark women must just carry around canyons for vaginas.

2. damn for the "water test." Negro, let me break this down for you. Dark women don't have to work extra hard to be beautiful (according to your definition of beautiful) -UGLY WOMEN DO. Just because she's light skin does not mean she's exempt from kinky hair, wearing false eyelashes, brown hair gel, ashiness. Naw none of that shawty lo. Everyone uses those things (well white women ain't got brown hair gel lol but they using mousse for hair hold) Why? Cuz they tryna add a lil something to themselves to look good for garbage like you.

This is not just in defense of dark skinned women (or women darker than YB cause ya know he sai he won't date anyone darker than him) This is in defense of beauty. It needs a newer more encompassing definition -especially in the world of hip hop.
Be back soon my loves!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

NEWS: In Defense of Kat Stacks (an Op-Ed Piece)

Kat Stacks

“The oppressor is the target, not the victim in her drawers” - Bambu in “Like Us”

I was introduced to Kat Stacks not too long before the “slap heard ‘round the World” and was immediately intrigued. She was described as the 2010 SuperHead, and while people who know me might immediately assume I would detest someone like her, I’ve long since moved past blaming women for reacting to an industry that continues to put them at the bottom rung of the economic ladder.

In short, she is Hip Hop’s creation. She was made in Hip Hop’s name. Once you get past the vulgarity, she is what Hip Hop values most: an attractive, bodacious woman who is promiscuous and isn’t afraid to admit it. Did you think T-Pain’s “I’m In Love With A Stripper” wouldn’t have any social implications?

Rappers have one vice and that’s women. Boasting about being “into having sex and not making love”, they’re letting these complete strangers into their intimate space and throwing them out like a used condom. And while rappers are used to treating women like single-serving entrees, there is an interesting caveat that occurs: these women deep down, don’t like it. Sure they smile and let you have your way with their body - an illusion that the rapper is in complete control - but these women become resentful and hellbent on revenge.

Kat Stacks is not a hero. She is a whore. But she is allowed into the King’s Palace, amongst his treasured things, and sleeps in his bed at night. No one can degrade her more than she has already degraded herself, which makes her a force to be reckoned with. She didn’t steal those numbers from a secret list, they were willfully given to her. And her only power is a captive audience and information gathered from pillow talk. Wanna get rid of her? Ignore her. But when you’re taught to pay attention to women like her, you just can’t, can you?

Capitalism teaches you to value profit over people, and she’s learned that already. And ten years from now, if we keep objectifying, hypersexualizing, and debasing women, their will be 100 Kat Stacks ten years from now, who don’t understand the difference between fame and notoriety (thanks Twitter).

And to my ladies, please don’t do womanhood “a favor” by attacking her. She is not the person responsible for lowering your value in society. Start small: stop fucking mouthing the lyrics to “Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None)” while you’re drunk at the club. Rappers feel the same way about you, that they do about her.

To the “victims”: Young Money, Bow Wow & whoever this broad openly exposes, how many women did you get to before you got to her? It was only a matter of time. Maybe if you treated your women with respect, they would respect you, and your privacy, back. But I feel no sympathy for your loss, real or imagined. And sending your goons to slap her will never get rid of her, because you made her. Hey, it’s only entertainment, right?


- Rocky Rivera

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

¡ OYE - THE SENTENCE !



NEW MUSIC from the UW Undergrad off the upcoming mixtape

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

¡ THE ROOTS FT. JOHN LEGEND- DOIN IT AGAIN !



NEW ISH OFF OF THE ROOTS UPCOMING RELEASE "HOW I GOT OVER"

CLICK HERE

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

¡ CHRIS BROWN FT. TYGA KEVIN MCCALL - DEUCES !



New visuals off of the FAN OF A FAN MIXTAPE !

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

WRATCHET MOMENT OF THE WEEK -FORMER B2K MEMBERS' NEW CAREER

So that whole.....going two weeks without making a post was not a good idea. I didn't know where in the hell to start...how far to go back...and yeah...half the original insults I had no longer exist....but it's okay because somewhere in my heart I know that such and such was at some time wratchet

This week's wratchet line is bought to be by Ludacris on the song titled, "Sex Room." He says..."Feeling real high / but I'm hung real low / looking something like a tripod." Not only is that the least sexy image of a male possible....but really? Overexaggeration much? Is that what we STILL doing in 2010?

So...Why is Mary J Blige supposedly casted as Nina Simone. Somehow I don't see that working...I'm not gon lie though, my personal feelings for Nina makes her like an untouchable...Like Aaliyah's "One in a Million." (Who told Dream that was okay... I mean it ain't terrible and I see what he was getting at but too much. TOOOOOO much.) And while we talkin' bout Mary, why that "Hood Love," shit? Hood love is ignant love. Them the mofo's that you hear at 1am bout to cut each others throat and at 3 am...............welp.

I feel like....a rant on that R. Kelly's "Pregnant" is unncessary. Especially when Mr. GetBack went innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Basically sums up my feelings. Check that blog SON! http://www.getbacknews.com/2010/05/getshocked-yeah-i-said-it-fuck-r-kelly.html

Ciara's "Ride" video has been unofficially banned. Folks say it's too much....it is. What happened to being suggestive????? These videos are too much like soft porn. A mafakuh resume look like...Singer/Actress/Pole dancer. I ain't tryna hate -home girl's got it, but why the whole world gotta see it, to get somebody to pay attention? (I'd say Janelle Monae is doing pretty well these days...just goes to show talent does still count for something!) I miss the 70's love music...Can I get Minnie Riperton one time fo da kids? (don't go making no kids though niggas. Get through college!)

Why was Slick Rick on the Monique show looking like like 160 pounds of ignant? This negro had a blinged out eye patch, microphone, and enough chains to jump double dutch wit. And then Biz was on there forgetting the lyrics to his most memorable songs. WRAT -CHET.

Chingy released a new single.....I kinda refuse to listen to it. And while on new music, I been trying to see that Ms. Chocolate ish from... what's that muppet name..........................Lil Jon.... cuz folks saying crunk is dead....is it really that different? Ya know I was just about to say I liked crunk but then I remembered that the Ying Yang twins showed up on my playlist today and I really had to question my taste in music

I heard this atrocity on Concreteloop.com and I was like wat in the mother fuck? It's called "Love on the Dancefloor." and you wanna know who it's from? Fizz and J Boog -yeah them lil niggas that once upon a time was in that shamble of a boy band B2K. 1. It sounds like "Spotlight," by Usher -but a tad more gay club banger 2. Fizz (formerly Lil Fizz -I tell you bout these rappers and dropping the damn prefixes and shit) CAN'T RAP to save his life. I bet Aretha Franklin can drop a hotter 16 than this nigga. 3. J Boog can't sing 4. You niggas been gone for a while ya'll coulda came back wit different names and nobody woulda gave a hot gottdamn. The fuck I look like talking bout the best new artists.....coming to you live...........J BOOG!!!! I don't know about you but I don't want nothing that sound remotely like picking ya nose as a name. 5. I can't believe I rather listen to Omarion's whining ass over them. Out.Of.Control
Shoutout to the graduating class of 2010 (including Mr. Rafael Casal) thanks for not being wratchet!

Next week stories will be more of date lol. Holla at cha guallah!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

MUSIC: CANARY SING - BEAUTIFUL BABY EP




Canary Sing continues to be one of my favorite hip hop groups. They remind me of a Hieroglyphics meets realtalk. Much Respect to these fierce forces in hip hop.

MUSIC: SOL Spliff (RMX)” (f/ Grynch x Prometheus Brown x Thig Nat)




Sol - “Spliff (RMX)” (f/ Grynch x Prometheus Brown x Thig Nat)



To be honest, SOL has been one of those artists I walk past when I see him selling his mixtape downtown... BUT, THIS JOINT IS FIRE. I'm hella glad to see everyone stepping they game up. Twomp Six

MUSIC: Extrahelladope [WD4D & Dead Noise rmx] SINGLE





I would definitely like to holler at WD4D for this. I'm in love with his Posty-Hyphy-
Romanticrunk and also all of his remixes just go the fuc in.

Enjoy two of my favorite West Coast artists EXTRAHELLADOPE and SOTA Boys. Seattle stand the fuc up.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

WRATCHET MOMENT OF THE WEEK -IGNANT VIDEOS

Dear faithful "Wratchet Moment of the Week" readers, I have not retired, become suddenly lazy, or so wratchet that I unable to point out that which it wratchet. Having said that, last week....I was on my study grind for finals and well this week, I have strep throat. Now ain't that bout a fat bitch in a leather track suit who credit card didn't go through ON payday at the Stop N' Shop grocery sto? IGNANT.

To keep you entertained, here are two wratchet ass videos.

If this ain't the ish I ever seen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVx80aVxsm0

Low Key I had this on repeat....for a minute. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2KA

Can't find it? Search UWhiphop

Loading...