
So that whole.....going two weeks without making a post was not a good idea. I didn't know where in the hell to start...how far to go back...and yeah...half the original insults I had no longer exist....but it's okay because somewhere in my heart I know that such and such was at some time wratchet
This week's wratchet line is bought to be by Ludacris on the song titled, "Sex Room." He says..."Feeling real high / but I'm hung real low / looking something like a tripod." Not only is that the least sexy image of a male possible....but really? Overexaggeration much? Is that what we STILL doing in 2010?
So...Why is Mary J Blige supposedly casted as Nina Simone. Somehow I don't see that working...I'm not gon lie though, my personal feelings for Nina makes her like an untouchable...Like Aaliyah's "One in a Million." (Who told Dream that was okay... I mean it ain't terrible and I see what he was getting at but too much. TOOOOOO much.) And while we talkin' bout Mary, why that "Hood Love," shit? Hood love is ignant love. Them the mofo's that you hear at 1am bout to cut each others throat and at 3 am...............welp.
I feel like....a rant on that R. Kelly's "Pregnant" is unncessary. Especially when Mr. GetBack went innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Basically sums up my feelings. Check that blog SON!
http://www.getbacknews.com/2010/05/getshocked-yeah-i-said-it-fuck-r-kelly.htmlCiara's "Ride" video has been unofficially banned. Folks say it's too much....it is. What happened to being suggestive????? These videos are too much like soft porn. A mafakuh resume look like...Singer/Actress/Pole dancer. I ain't tryna hate -home girl's got it, but why the whole world gotta see it, to get somebody to pay attention? (I'd say Janelle Monae is doing pretty well these days...just goes to show talent does still count for something!) I miss the 70's love music...Can I get Minnie Riperton one time fo da kids? (don't go making no kids though niggas. Get through college!)
Why was Slick Rick on the Monique show looking like like 160 pounds of ignant? This negro had a blinged out eye patch, microphone, and enough chains to jump double dutch wit. And then Biz was on there forgetting the lyrics to his most memorable songs. WRAT -CHET.
Chingy released a new single.....I kinda refuse to listen to it. And while on new music, I been trying to see that Ms. Chocolate ish from... what's that muppet name..........................Lil Jon.... cuz folks saying crunk is dead....is it really that different? Ya know I was just about to say I liked crunk but then I remembered that the Ying Yang twins showed up on my playlist today and I really had to question my taste in music
I heard this atrocity on Concreteloop.com and I was like wat in the mother fuck? It's called "Love on the Dancefloor." and you wanna know who it's from? Fizz and J Boog -yeah them lil niggas that once upon a time was in that shamble of a boy band B2K. 1. It sounds like "Spotlight," by Usher -but a tad more gay club banger 2. Fizz (formerly Lil Fizz -I tell you bout these rappers and dropping the damn prefixes and shit) CAN'T RAP to save his life. I bet Aretha Franklin can drop a hotter 16 than this nigga. 3. J Boog can't sing 4. You niggas been gone for a while ya'll coulda came back wit different names and nobody woulda gave a hot gottdamn. The fuck I look like talking bout the best new artists.....coming to you live...........J BOOG!!!! I don't know about you but I don't want nothing that sound remotely like picking ya nose as a name. 5. I can't believe I rather listen to Omarion's whining ass over them. Out.Of.Control
Shoutout to the graduating class of 2010 (including Mr. Rafael Casal) thanks for not being wratchet!
Next week stories will be more of date lol. Holla at cha guallah!